MOVIES FORGOTTEN FOR A GOOD REASON

TOP 5 MOVIES FORGOTTEN FOR A GOOD REASON

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5. Birdemic Series

OK so we may have cheated on this one, but these movies are all so equally cringey. It looks like they were made by eight year olds, because everything is either green screened or terribly animated. There are even some scenes where the birds dive bomb into buildings and create explosions, all while making damaged airplane noises. They decided to edit in most of the dialogue and sounds which don’t even line up with the lip movements of the ¨actors¨. Do not even mention the acting, just, just don’t. If you consider one dimensional acting to be alright, then this is the movie for you.

4. Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus

The title says it all. The movie consists of a large shark fighting an octopus of the same size. But both monsters are animated in 3D. The ¨fights¨, if you can all them that, essentially boil down to 2 animated objects ramming into each other. The director decided to put in some people into the plot, which do nothing but act surprised and sometimes add to the story.

3. Spy Kids 3

This movie. It really tries hard to incorporate 3D into the movie, but not in a positive way. Wacky 3D things are constantly spat at the viewer, such as the frog scene, when 3 frogs shoot out their tongues at the camera for a minute, with nothing else happening. It really wants you to know it's 3D but it comes out as annoying. Many of the scenes are pointless, and provide no backup to the plot which also doesn’t make sense. During the final confrontation, the villain is defeated, and then suddenly turns good and is forgiven for everything. What is the point?

2. Sharknado

Sharknado was an atrocious movie, so bad that it was actually somewhat decent. The producers behind Sharknado tried extremely hard to make a horror movie out of the plot, but ended up being failing miserably. It is supposed to be a Sci-Fi comedy, but gives little time for the comedy. Not only do sharks survive inside the tornado, but they also remain entirely conscience and eat people. There is even one scene where a chainsaw wielding man jumps inside of one of the sharks, survives, and cuts through it and exits the shark's body. With artificial acting and constant unnecessary gore, Sharknado is easily one of the worst movies ever.

1. Fred The Movie

We can't, we just can't. We highly recommend you don't watch this movie. Just don't.